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Old 08-04-2024, 11:40 AM   #1
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Default Dental Appointment

Dental Appointment

I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment
with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS diploma, which bore
his full name.

Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy
with the same name had been in my high school class some
40-odd years ago.

Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way
back then?

Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such
thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined
face was way too old to have been my classmate.
Hmmm.........or could he???

After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended
Morgan Park High School .

"Yes. Yes, I did. I had a Mustang." He gleamed with pride.

"When did you graduate?" I asked.

He answered, "In 1976. Why do you ask?"

"You were in my class!" I exclaimed.

He looked at me closely.

Then, that ugly, old, wrinkled man asked,

"What did you teach?"
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