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08-19-2013, 02:22 PM | #1 |
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On their first date, Bob and Susie sat in the dark theater waiting for the movie to begin.
The screen finally lit up with a flashy ad for the theater's concession stand. Bob and Susie noticed the sound was missing. The film began but silence continued. Then out of the darkness, an irritated voice in the crowd shouted, "Okay, who's got the remote?" --------- While visiting a friend who was in the hospital, I noticed several pretty nurses, each of whom was wearing a pin designed to look like an apple. I asked one nurse what the pin signified. "Nothing," she said with a smile. "It's just to keep the doctors away." --------- The adult Sunday school class was discussing formal and informal prayer, when one man remarked, "I do some of my best praying while I'm driving." From the back of the room, in a quiet voice, the man's wife agreed, "I, too, do my best praying while you're driving." -------- Exhilaration: that feeling you get just after a great idea hits you, and before you realize what's wrong with it.
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