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06-24-2023, 03:30 PM	#1
bluidkiti Administrator Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 73,710	Two Lines in Heaven Two Lines in Heaven Up in Heaven there are two lines: One with a sign that says, "If you were henpecked, line up here," the other saying, "If you weren't henpecked, line up here." One day St. Peter was looking at the new arrivals, and he saw the "Henpecked" line going on forever, while the "Non-henpecked" line only had 1 guy standing in it. St. Peter walked up to him and said, "You mean to tell me you were never henpecked in your whole life??" The guy said, "Well I don't know about that. All I know is this is where my wife told me to stand." __________________ "No matter what you have done up to this moment, you get 24 brand-new hours to spend every single day." --Brian Tracy AA gives us an opportunity to recreate ourselves, with God's help, one day at a time. --Rufus K. When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on. --Franklin D. Roosevelt We stay sober and clean together - one day at a time! God says that each of us is worth loving.

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