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bluidkiti · 03-25-2014, 09:23 AM

Polish Immigrant

One day, an immigrant from Poland entered a New York City
police precinct to report that his American wife was
planning to kill him. The police officer on duty was
intrigued by this, and he asked, "How sure are ya that she's
gonna kill ya? Did she threaten to kill ya?"

"No," replied the nervous immigrant.

"Did ya hear her tell someone else that she's gonna kill
ya?"

"No."

"Did someone tell ya that your wife is gonna kill ya?"

"No."

"Then why in the world did ya think she's gonna kill ya?"
asked the exasperated police officer.

"Because I found a bottle on dresser and I think she's gonna
poison me!"

He handed the police officer the suspect bottle. The police
officer took one look at the label on the bottle and started
to laugh out loud.

The immigrant became indignant and said, "What's so funny?
Can't you see the label on bottle says 'Polish Remover'?"

03-25-2014, 09:23 AM	#1
bluidkiti Administrator Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 73,726	Polish Immigrant Polish Immigrant One day, an immigrant from Poland entered a New York City police precinct to report that his American wife was planning to kill him. The police officer on duty was intrigued by this, and he asked, "How sure are ya that she's gonna kill ya? Did she threaten to kill ya?" "No," replied the nervous immigrant. "Did ya hear her tell someone else that she's gonna kill ya?" "No." "Did someone tell ya that your wife is gonna kill ya?" "No." "Then why in the world did ya think she's gonna kill ya?" asked the exasperated police officer. "Because I found a bottle on dresser and I think she's gonna poison me!" He handed the police officer the suspect bottle. The police officer took one look at the label on the bottle and started to laugh out loud. The immigrant became indignant and said, "What's so funny? Can't you see the label on bottle says 'Polish Remover'?" __________________ "No matter what you have done up to this moment, you get 24 brand-new hours to spend every single day." --Brian Tracy AA gives us an opportunity to recreate ourselves, with God's help, one day at a time. --Rufus K. When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on. --Franklin D. Roosevelt We stay sober and clean together - one day at a time! God says that each of us is worth loving.

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