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bluidkiti · 11-23-2016, 06:54 AM

Twas the Night after Thanksgiving

Twas the night after Thanksgiving,
But I just couldn't sleep.
I tried counting backwards,
I tried counting sheep

The leftovers beckoned ---
The dark meat and white,
But I fought the temptation
with all of my might.

Tossing and turning
with anticipation......
The thought of a snack
became infatuation.....

So I raced to the kitchen,
Flung open the door,
And gazed at the fridge
full of goodies galore.

I gobbled up turkey
and buttered potatoes,
Pickles and carrots,
beans and tomatoes..

I felt myself swelling
so plump and so round,
Till all of a sudden,
I rose off the ground !!

I crashed through the ceiling.
Floating into the sky....

With a mouthful of pudding
and a handful of pie,

But I managed to yell as
I sored past the trees.......

Happy day after Thanksgiving To All!

Pass the cranberries PLEASE!

May your stuffing be tasty, may your turkey be plump,
may your 'taters 'n gravy have narry a lump.

May your yams be delicious, may your pies take the prize,
may your holiday dinner stay off of your thighs.
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11-23-2016, 06:54 AM	#1
bluidkiti Administrator Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 73,569	Twas the Night after Thanksgiving Twas the Night after Thanksgiving Twas the night after Thanksgiving, But I just couldn't sleep. I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep The leftovers beckoned --- The dark meat and white, But I fought the temptation with all of my might. Tossing and turning with anticipation...... The thought of a snack became infatuation..... So I raced to the kitchen, Flung open the door, And gazed at the fridge full of goodies galore. I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes, Pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes.. I felt myself swelling so plump and so round, Till all of a sudden, I rose off the ground !! I crashed through the ceiling. Floating into the sky.... With a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie, But I managed to yell as I sored past the trees....... Happy day after Thanksgiving To All! Pass the cranberries PLEASE! May your stuffing be tasty, may your turkey be plump, may your 'taters 'n gravy have narry a lump. May your yams be delicious, may your pies take the prize, may your holiday dinner stay off of your thighs. Author Unknown __________________ "No matter what you have done up to this moment, you get 24 brand-new hours to spend every single day." --Brian Tracy AA gives us an opportunity to recreate ourselves, with God's help, one day at a time. --Rufus K. When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on. --Franklin D. Roosevelt We stay sober and clean together - one day at a time! God says that each of us is worth loving.

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