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08-05-2023, 03:20 PM	#1
bluidkiti Administrator Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 73,503	Talking Frog Talking Frog An old man was rowing a boat on a lake when a frog swam up to him and yelled, "Mister! Mister! I'm really a beautiful princess. Kiss me and we'll live happily ever after!" The man put the frog in his pocket and rowed to shore. The frog called out again, "Hey mister! I'm really a gorgeous princess. Kiss me and we'll live happily ever after!" Still the man said nothing and walked down the road toward town. The frog was getting angry at being ignored. "Why don't you kiss me? I told you I'm really a beautiful princess." "Listen lady." the man replied. "I'm 80 years old. At my age I'd rather have a talking frog." __________________ "No matter what you have done up to this moment, you get 24 brand-new hours to spend every single day." --Brian Tracy AA gives us an opportunity to recreate ourselves, with God's help, one day at a time. --Rufus K. When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on. --Franklin D. Roosevelt We stay sober and clean together - one day at a time! God says that each of us is worth loving.

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