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07-05-2014, 02:59 PM | #1 |
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The Mailbox
The Mailbox
One afternoon, a man was sitting out on his porch enjoying the nice weather. Every few minutes, he would see his neighbor come out and check her mailbox. He began to look at his watch, and saw it was in regular three-minute intervals. After about fifteen or twenty minutes of this nonsense, the man called out, "Excuse me, miss, but why do you keep coming out and checking your mail?" The neighbor sarcastically answered, "Well, this voice in my computer keeps telling me that I have mail!"
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