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08-21-2015, 11:11 AM | #1 |
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My Philosophy Of Housecleaning!
My Philosophy Of Housecleaning!
I don't do windows because ... I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt. I don't wax floors because . I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I'll feel terrible ( plus they may sue me.) I don't mind the dust bunnies because . They are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say. I don't disturb cobwebs because I want every creature to have a home of their own. I don't Spring Clean because I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous. I don't pull weeds in the garden because .. I don't want to get in God's way, HE is an excellent designer! I don't put things away because . My kids will never be able to find them again. I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because . I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner. I don't iron because ... I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press". I don't stress much on anything because . A Type" personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!! REMEMBER . . . . . A clean house is a sign of a BROKEN COMPUTER (or internet access down)
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