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Old 01-30-2015, 10:05 AM   #1
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Default Meat Loaf

Meat Loaf

A recent bride called her mother one evening in tears.

"Oh, Mom, I tried to make Grandma's meat loaf for dinner
tonight, and it's just awful! I followed the recipe exactly,
and I know I have the recipe right because it's the one you
gave me. But it just didn't come out right, and I'm so upset.
I wanted this to be so special for George because he loves
meat loaf. What could have gone wrong?"

Her mother replied soothingly, "Well, dear, let's go through
the recipe. You read it out loud and tell me exactly what you
did at each step, and together we'll figure it out."

"Okay," the bride sniffled. "Well, it starts out, 'Take fifty
cents worth of ground beef'..."

**Yep need to update that recipe to the cost of ground beef today. lol
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