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bluidkiti · 08-18-2016, 09:41 AM

On Aging

*Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids?

*If you're less than ten years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions.
"How old are you?" "I'm four and a half."
You're never 36 and a half ...you're four and a half going on 5.

*You get into your teens; now they can't hold you back.
You jump into the next number. "How old are you?" "I'm gonna be 16."

*Then the great day of your life; you become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony.
You BECOME 21...Yes!!!

*Then you turn 30. What happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk.
HE TURNED; we had to throw him out. What's wrong? What changed?
You BECOME 21; you TURN 30.

*Then you're PUSHING 40....stay over there. You REACH 50.

*So you BECOME 21; you TURN 30; you're PUSHING 40; you
REACH 50; then you MAKE IT to 60.

*By then you've built up so much speed, you HIT 70.
After that, it's a day by day thing. You HIT Wednesday...

*You get into you're 80's; you HIT lunch, you HIT 4:30
My grandmother won't even buy green bananas.
"Well, it's an investment, you know, and maybe a bad one."

*And it doesn't end there...

*Into the 90's, you start going backwards. "I was JUST 92."

*Then a strange thing happens; if you make it over 100, you become a little kid again.
"I'm 100 and a half."

*And remember - growing old is only mind over matter: if you don't mind, it don't matter.

MajestyJo · 09-18-2016, 04:37 PM

MajestyJo · 09-18-2016, 04:41 PM

08-18-2016, 09:41 AM	#1
bluidkiti Administrator Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 73,873	On Aging On Aging Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than ten years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions. "How old are you?" "I'm four and a half." You're never 36 and a half ...you're four and a half going on 5. You get into your teens; now they can't hold you back. You jump into the next number. "How old are you?" "I'm gonna be 16." Then the great day of your life; you become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony. You BECOME 21...Yes!!! Then you turn 30. What happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk. HE TURNED; we had to throw him out. What's wrong? What changed? You BECOME 21; you TURN 30. Then you're PUSHING 40....stay over there. You REACH 50. So you BECOME 21; you TURN 30; you're PUSHING 40; you REACH 50; then you MAKE IT to 60. By then you've built up so much speed, you HIT 70. After that, it's a day by day thing. You HIT Wednesday... You get into you're 80's; you HIT lunch, you HIT 4:30 My grandmother won't even buy green bananas. "Well, it's an investment, you know, and maybe a bad one." And it doesn't end there... Into the 90's, you start going backwards. "I was JUST 92." Then a strange thing happens; if you make it over 100, you become a little kid again. "I'm 100 and a half." *And remember - growing old is only mind over matter: if you don't mind, it don't matter. __________________ "No matter what you have done up to this moment, you get 24 brand-new hours to spend every single day." --Brian Tracy AA gives us an opportunity to recreate ourselves, with God's help, one day at a time. --Rufus K. When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on. --Franklin D. Roosevelt We stay sober and clean together - one day at a time! God says that each of us is worth loving.

09-18-2016, 04:37 PM	#2
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