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05-05-2016, 09:54 AM | #1 |
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Baby Boomers - The 60's and revisited in 2016
Then: Long Hair. Now : Longing for hair. Then: The perfect high. Now : The perfect high yield mutual fund. Then: Keg. Now : EKG. Then: Acid Rock. Now : Acid Reflux. Then: Moving to California because it's cool. Now : Moving to California because it's warm. Then: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your parents. Now : Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your children and grandchildren. Then: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor. Now : Trying not to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor. Then: Paar. Now : AARP. Then: Getting out to a new, hip joint. Now : Getting a new hip joint. Then: Rolling Stones. Now : Kidney stones. Then: Being called into the principal's office. Now : Calling the principal's office. Then: Parents begging you to get your hair cut. Now : Children begging you to get their heads shaved. Then: Passing the driver's test. Now : Passing the vision test. Then: "Whatever" Now : "Depends"
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