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Old 01-03-2015, 05:03 AM   #1
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Default New Year's Eve

New Year's Eve

*A New Year's resolution is something that goes in
one year and out the other.

*My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with
people who ask me about my New Year's resolutions.

*I have only one resolution: to rediscover the difference
between wants and needs. May I have all I need and want
all I have. Happy New Year!

*This New Year's I resolve to be less awesome since that
is really the only thing I do in excess.

*I'll remember 2014 like it was yesterday.

*Every year I make a resolution to change myself -- this
year I'm making a resolution to be myself!

*My New Year's resolution is to break my New Year's
Resolutions -- that way I succeed at something!
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We stay sober and clean together - one day at a time!
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