bluidkiti
07-01-2015, 09:05 AM
Emergency Cash
Dad is from the old school, he always kept a rather
large wad of what he liked to call 'emergency cash'
in his underwear drawer.
One day I bought my dad an unusual personal safe --
a can of spray paint with a false bottom so he could
keep his money somewhat less obviously in his basement workshop.
Later I asked Mom if he was using it.
"Oh, yes," she replied, "he put his money in it the
same day."
"No burglar would think to look on the work shelf!"
I gloated.
"They won't have to," my mom replied. "He keeps the
paint can in his underwear drawer." :11:
Dad is from the old school, he always kept a rather
large wad of what he liked to call 'emergency cash'
in his underwear drawer.
One day I bought my dad an unusual personal safe --
a can of spray paint with a false bottom so he could
keep his money somewhat less obviously in his basement workshop.
Later I asked Mom if he was using it.
"Oh, yes," she replied, "he put his money in it the
same day."
"No burglar would think to look on the work shelf!"
I gloated.
"They won't have to," my mom replied. "He keeps the
paint can in his underwear drawer." :11: