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bluidkiti
08-24-2013, 03:37 PM
SHORT FUNNY SAYINGS

A synonym is a word you use if you can't spell the other one.

MONEY TALKS ... but all mine ever says is GOODBYE!

I'm in shape ... round's a shape isn't it?

I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this?

I couldn't fix your brakes, so I made your horn LOUDER!

Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

Hard work never hurt anyone, but why take the chance.

1st rule of intelligent tinkering - save all the parts.

SHIN - A device for finding furniture in the dark.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.