bluidkiti
03-29-2024, 09:12 AM
Army of The Lord
A man was coming out of church one morning after the service.
The pastor, who was greeting everyone, remembered him and
how he seldom attended service. He pulled him aside and said
to him, "You need to join the Army of The Lord!"
The man replied, "I'm already in the Army of The Lord, Pastor!"
The pastor then asked, "Then how come I don't see you here
except at Christmas and Easter?"
The man whispered back, "I'm in the Secret Service!” :11:
A man was coming out of church one morning after the service.
The pastor, who was greeting everyone, remembered him and
how he seldom attended service. He pulled him aside and said
to him, "You need to join the Army of The Lord!"
The man replied, "I'm already in the Army of The Lord, Pastor!"
The pastor then asked, "Then how come I don't see you here
except at Christmas and Easter?"
The man whispered back, "I'm in the Secret Service!” :11: