bluidkiti
11-22-2023, 05:21 AM
Twas the night after Thanksgiving,
But I just couldn't sleep.
I tried counting backwards,
I tried counting sheep
The leftovers beckoned ---
The dark meat and white,
But I fought the temptation
with all of my might.
Tossing and turning
with anticipation......
The thought of a snack
became infatuation.....
So I raced to the kitchen,
Flung open the door,
And gazed at the fridge
full of goodies galore.
I gobbled up turkey
and buttered potatoes,
Pickles and carrots,
beans and tomatoes..
I felt myself swelling
so plump and so round,
Till all of a sudden,
I rose off the ground !!
I crashed through the ceiling.
Floating into the sky....
With a mouthful of pudding
and a handful of pie,
But I managed to yell as
I soared past the trees.......
Happy day after Thanksgiving To All!
Pass the cranberries PLEASE :281:
But I just couldn't sleep.
I tried counting backwards,
I tried counting sheep
The leftovers beckoned ---
The dark meat and white,
But I fought the temptation
with all of my might.
Tossing and turning
with anticipation......
The thought of a snack
became infatuation.....
So I raced to the kitchen,
Flung open the door,
And gazed at the fridge
full of goodies galore.
I gobbled up turkey
and buttered potatoes,
Pickles and carrots,
beans and tomatoes..
I felt myself swelling
so plump and so round,
Till all of a sudden,
I rose off the ground !!
I crashed through the ceiling.
Floating into the sky....
With a mouthful of pudding
and a handful of pie,
But I managed to yell as
I soared past the trees.......
Happy day after Thanksgiving To All!
Pass the cranberries PLEASE :281: