bluidkiti
10-18-2013, 10:32 AM
Three Fathers
Three men were waiting expectantly outside the labor ward of the city hospital. After a few minutes, a nurse came out to tell the first man: “Congratulations. You are the father of twins.”
“Twins!” he exclaimed. “How about that? I work for the Doublemint Chewing Gum Company!”
Five minutes later, a nurse came out to tell the second man: “Congratulations. You are the father of triplets.”
“Triplets!” he said. “What an amazing coincidence! I work for the 3M Organization!”
The third man stood up ashen-faced and muttered: “I need some air. I work for 7-Up!” :11:
Three men were waiting expectantly outside the labor ward of the city hospital. After a few minutes, a nurse came out to tell the first man: “Congratulations. You are the father of twins.”
“Twins!” he exclaimed. “How about that? I work for the Doublemint Chewing Gum Company!”
Five minutes later, a nurse came out to tell the second man: “Congratulations. You are the father of triplets.”
“Triplets!” he said. “What an amazing coincidence! I work for the 3M Organization!”
The third man stood up ashen-faced and muttered: “I need some air. I work for 7-Up!” :11: